Jun 6, 2015

The Walker as a Weapon

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are old people annoying or what...........




Seriously, has  anyone out  there ever  noticed that old people use their walkers as weapons on a regular basis.

No, it's all about the walker......nothing else matters.

Baseboards, paint, rugs--they're all susceptible  to an early demise once  they meet  the likes of an old person driving a walker.

Readers, I'm talking about driving straight over the dog's tail--I didn't mean to--What about  the possibility of opening up  your eyes and looking..........

It's an unrelenting source of power!

My mother  takes out the refrigerator door on a regular basis.

Do  not believe me.........

Have  you ever  had  the pleasure of trying to get on a elevator with a senior driving  a walker.

It's always an emergency situation......just jump out of  the way immediately or you could  easily be  hurt.

The oldster would never feel bad about it  because  the door was closing and they had to get in and  you know the rest.........

this  is  the philosophy.......just  accept it.

the  walker becomes the most important person in the room--unapologetically.

At the end of the day one just has to accept it......



Your thoughts.......


Next post........the decorated  walker.........

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