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Apr 10, 2013
I guess we should ask Laura Ingraham.
Honestly, Is Bill O'Reilly Insane or a Comedian? He's a joke, a parody, the real Ted Baxter of the airwaves--does he really expect anyone to take himself seriously?
Right, he's the kind of guy you really don't want in your house--you really don't want to be alone with him and get in an argument. The fear is his explosion when he loses the argument.
His personality is way to explosive if he can't make his point--if you're a lady and heaven for bid, your argument base and facts beats his idea--he's lost--he's out.
He loses it. When he explodes like that on television what do you think he does in his own house--when he is alone with someone, a dangerous sit. Particularly if he considers you to be a lesser person than him, a woman, but, nevertheless, you don't back down in the argument, you keep your calm and successfully make the point. Your fact is more profound, stronger.
Mad man Bill O'Reilly--he needs to get a grip and some self control.
Get a grip, Bill......
Honestly, Is Bill O'Reilly Insane or a Comedian? He's a joke, a parody, the real Ted Baxter of the airwaves--does he really expect anyone to take himself seriously?
Right, he's the kind of guy you really don't want in your house--you really don't want to be alone with him and get in an argument. The fear is his explosion when he loses the argument.
His personality is way to explosive if he can't make his point--if you're a lady and heaven for bid, your argument base and facts beats his idea--he's lost--he's out.
He loses it. When he explodes like that on television what do you think he does in his own house--when he is alone with someone, a dangerous sit. Particularly if he considers you to be a lesser person than him, a woman, but, nevertheless, you don't back down in the argument, you keep your calm and successfully make the point. Your fact is more profound, stronger.
Mad man Bill O'Reilly--he needs to get a grip and some self control.
Get a grip, Bill......
here is a page with Bill O'Reilly "going O'Reilly" on Laura Ingraham:
Will Bill try to pull this stunt on Mary Matalin.......does he know better?
San Diego Radio KOGO 600's Town-Clown chip franklin Short-Leashed by LaDona Harvey
KOGO 600's Town Clown chip franklin Short-Leashed by LaDona Harvey
Is there anyone who can control chip?.........
This morning chip and LaDona were conducting a serious go-round, the
verbal brawl was impending--LaDona was winning and the caller confirmed
it, "You've lost this one, chip!"
LaDona will not back down. chip does not ever want to give up or be beat in an discussion--if the argument loss is imminent he goes "O'Reilly."
LaDona will not back down. chip does not ever want to give up or be beat in an discussion--if the argument loss is imminent he goes "O'Reilly."
The search race has been won by LaDona, Mayor Bob
Filner coming in with a close second and chip franklin last...unless he
acts-up, then his searches top the list.
LaDona and chip are very talented and strong personalities but
chip's war on women and violent outbursts were very hard listening at
the 5 AM hour.--
chloelouise
Apr 9, 2013
Update From Steve Pauling--Talking About His Fine Shirtmaking Class This Summer In San Francisco
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Thanks, Steve, for telling everyone about your class...I can't wait to see you there...
Thanks, Steve, for telling everyone about your class...I can't wait to see you there...
- Sorry, I pushed the button too soon - it's the first weekend of August - Friday August 2 thru Sunday August 4, 2013.
Steve Pauling Shirt Class in San Francisco--If I Could Sew Shirts Like That.....
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Fine Shirts: From Patterns to Production with Steve Pauling
Class Dates: August 2, 3 & 4 at The Ribbonerie in San Francisco, Friday afternoon, 1-4 PM; Sat., 9:30-5 PM; Sun. 10-4:30 PM.
Shirts, for both men and women, may be the most commonly worn garment in the world. A well-detailed and skillfully fitted fine dress shirt may be critical to the all-important first impression. Even a custom-fitted casual shirt is a very visible garment, which through the comfort of its fit and the finesse of its finish, gives the wearer ease and confidence. Designing and constructing a shirt which compliments its wearer is a long honored craft involving very specialized pattern design, meticulous fabric-handling and skillful mechanical techniques.
Steve Pauling brings his background in architecture, furniture design and construction into the fashion world. Over the course of decades, his widely varied design experience and his analytical mindset have come together in the fit and construction of the perfect shirt. This is his first appearance on the national scene.
This 2.5-day workshop begins with an overview of contemporary shirt designs for all body types and occasions for men and women. In the Pattern segment of the class, students will learn half-scale draping of a shirt front and back for the perfect individual fit and how to transform the draped design into a flat pattern. Different sleeve and cuff designs will be reviewed for style and comfort before students draft a sleeve from their draped bodice.
In the Production segment of the workshop, students will learn special techniques for constructing beautiful, precise and professional looking details found on the ‘bespoke’ level. Some of the techniques demonstrated will include the three-roll collar for a beautiful and stable appearance; the precise join between cuff and sleeve without excess bulk; the professional looking encased armscye for comfort and style; bagging the yoke and several techniques for flat felled seams.
Following a series of demonstrations, students will construct many of the special techniques, creating a book of samples for subsequent use. A pattern kit for samples will be provided. While all levels of experience are welcome, participants should have a general knowledge of garment sewing skills.
PLEASE NOTE: The maximum class enrollment is 18 students. We must have 12 enrolled by 5PM on Monday, July 1, one month prior to the class. Without a minimum enrollment, regretfully, the class will need to be cancelled and the registration fees will be refunded. We recommend that airline tickets be purchased after the minimum enrollment deadline in case of cancellation. Hotel reservations can be made since the cancellation window is usually 24-48 hours prior. Approximately 3 weeks before the class, all registrants for the class will receive a welcome email confirming registration, any updated information and information about reserving a spot for dinner Saturday evening at the Magic Flute -- famous for their desserts!
Supply List
1. Pencils, red, blue and black
2. Rulers: Small French curve and 6” straight ruler
3. Sewing Machine (straight stitch is all that is necessary, with 5/8” and 1/2” seam allowance markings), bobbins. Remember to bring the cords and foot control. Those flying in may use one of the several extra machines in the room.
3.1. Required sewing machine presser feet:
Rolled hemmers (approximately 3/16-1/4” or equivalent) Regular adjustable zipper foot
3.2. Optional sewing machine presser feet:
Flat felling foot
Zig zag foot
4. Size 80/12 Universal machine needles
5. Standard 50 weight sewing thread (Dual Duty, Metrosenne, Gutterman, Superior, etc.). Pre-wind a bobbin with thread. Any medium to light color acceptable.
6. Hand sewing needles
7. Pins and holder/cushion
8. Smaller sharp scissors capable of precise trimming of fabric and threads.
9. Seam ripper
10. Fabric markers
11. Flexible sewing tape measure
12. Notepaper
13. 3 yds of muslin.
Still photographs are permitted but not video or audio recordings.
Location: The class will be held in the lower floor of the The Ribbonerie, 3695 Sacramento St (at Spruce) San Francisco, CA, a charming ribbon store that is quite famous in San Francisco. See this recent story about its owner, Paulette Knight or The Ribbonerie and Map. Sacramento Street is a San Francisco treasure for fashion people, a seriously wonderful street with unique shops and great restaurants. Check its treasures here. It is well-known for its wonderful restaurants and easy lifestyle -- a great place to be!
Lodging: The Laurel Inn, 444 Presidio Avenue, San Francisco, CA 94115, see website. The Inn is within walking distance of the class. Maps & Directions Phone: 415-567-8467. If you would like to be informed of who else would be interested in sharing a room, send us an email.
Transportation: If flying in, the best advice is to take a shuttle from the airport to the Inn.
Parking: If driving, parking is available on the street Saturday and Sunday. Friday parking is best at the public parking garage located at
California and Locust.
Class Dates: August 2, 3 & 4 at The Ribbonerie in San Francisco, Friday afternoon, 1-4 PM; Sat., 9:30-5 PM; Sun. 10-4:30 PM.
Shirts, for both men and women, may be the most commonly worn garment in the world. A well-detailed and skillfully fitted fine dress shirt may be critical to the all-important first impression. Even a custom-fitted casual shirt is a very visible garment, which through the comfort of its fit and the finesse of its finish, gives the wearer ease and confidence. Designing and constructing a shirt which compliments its wearer is a long honored craft involving very specialized pattern design, meticulous fabric-handling and skillful mechanical techniques.
Steve Pauling brings his background in architecture, furniture design and construction into the fashion world. Over the course of decades, his widely varied design experience and his analytical mindset have come together in the fit and construction of the perfect shirt. This is his first appearance on the national scene.
This 2.5-day workshop begins with an overview of contemporary shirt designs for all body types and occasions for men and women. In the Pattern segment of the class, students will learn half-scale draping of a shirt front and back for the perfect individual fit and how to transform the draped design into a flat pattern. Different sleeve and cuff designs will be reviewed for style and comfort before students draft a sleeve from their draped bodice.
In the Production segment of the workshop, students will learn special techniques for constructing beautiful, precise and professional looking details found on the ‘bespoke’ level. Some of the techniques demonstrated will include the three-roll collar for a beautiful and stable appearance; the precise join between cuff and sleeve without excess bulk; the professional looking encased armscye for comfort and style; bagging the yoke and several techniques for flat felled seams.
Following a series of demonstrations, students will construct many of the special techniques, creating a book of samples for subsequent use. A pattern kit for samples will be provided. While all levels of experience are welcome, participants should have a general knowledge of garment sewing skills.
PLEASE NOTE: The maximum class enrollment is 18 students. We must have 12 enrolled by 5PM on Monday, July 1, one month prior to the class. Without a minimum enrollment, regretfully, the class will need to be cancelled and the registration fees will be refunded. We recommend that airline tickets be purchased after the minimum enrollment deadline in case of cancellation. Hotel reservations can be made since the cancellation window is usually 24-48 hours prior. Approximately 3 weeks before the class, all registrants for the class will receive a welcome email confirming registration, any updated information and information about reserving a spot for dinner Saturday evening at the Magic Flute -- famous for their desserts!
Supply List
1. Pencils, red, blue and black
2. Rulers: Small French curve and 6” straight ruler
3. Sewing Machine (straight stitch is all that is necessary, with 5/8” and 1/2” seam allowance markings), bobbins. Remember to bring the cords and foot control. Those flying in may use one of the several extra machines in the room.
3.1. Required sewing machine presser feet:
Rolled hemmers (approximately 3/16-1/4” or equivalent) Regular adjustable zipper foot
3.2. Optional sewing machine presser feet:
Flat felling foot
Zig zag foot
4. Size 80/12 Universal machine needles
5. Standard 50 weight sewing thread (Dual Duty, Metrosenne, Gutterman, Superior, etc.). Pre-wind a bobbin with thread. Any medium to light color acceptable.
6. Hand sewing needles
7. Pins and holder/cushion
8. Smaller sharp scissors capable of precise trimming of fabric and threads.
9. Seam ripper
10. Fabric markers
11. Flexible sewing tape measure
12. Notepaper
13. 3 yds of muslin.
Still photographs are permitted but not video or audio recordings.
Location: The class will be held in the lower floor of the The Ribbonerie, 3695 Sacramento St (at Spruce) San Francisco, CA, a charming ribbon store that is quite famous in San Francisco. See this recent story about its owner, Paulette Knight or The Ribbonerie and Map. Sacramento Street is a San Francisco treasure for fashion people, a seriously wonderful street with unique shops and great restaurants. Check its treasures here. It is well-known for its wonderful restaurants and easy lifestyle -- a great place to be!
Lodging: The Laurel Inn, 444 Presidio Avenue, San Francisco, CA 94115, see website. The Inn is within walking distance of the class. Maps & Directions Phone: 415-567-8467. If you would like to be informed of who else would be interested in sharing a room, send us an email.
Transportation: If flying in, the best advice is to take a shuttle from the airport to the Inn.
Parking: If driving, parking is available on the street Saturday and Sunday. Friday parking is best at the public parking garage located at
California and Locust.
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Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity Cry to rush limbaugh, Can We Join Your 12 Step Program For ROWGS
Sean Hannity at King of Prussia Mall, PA (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
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The liberal limbawdian fantasy continues...........by chloe louise
Well, apparently the mobile was hacked and the contents of the phone call were leaked to the media by an unidentified source:
"Sean," Bill confided, "What do you think we should do, we are losing numbers in that blasted rating system and rush is all over the place after he rode in that darn Rose Parade with Nancy Pelosi."
"The whole thing was so stupid and rush ate it right up, they should have had me in the parade with my banner Taking Back America on each side of the car. Rush is just a sell-out now." sean cried.
"I know hannity, but its working for him--that's the spin, that's the zone its spinning in."
It has previously been leaked in a different call that o'reilly really wanted to ride in the parade with no spin zone pasted on each side of the car
"Well, Sean, what should we do, should we join him, I don't think for a second he buys into that garbage, being nice to women and all that, the thing is the public is buying into that stuff---it's the trend right now, it will change next week," Bill whined.
"But do you think we should act like we are in on it or what--we're losing all our numbers and rush is getting everything," Sean agreed.
"I'm mad because everyone knows rush doesn't even like parades--I've always been a parade person."
"Well, I have, too. If we joined up we could ride in the parade, too."
"Sean, I am not riding in a second car......my car is equal to rush or I'm not doing it. I'm not being in a second car or in the back seat to rush."
"Bill, I want a better car than rush, and equal lanes--side by side exactly--I'm not riding one inch behind!"
It's said by anon. sources that they will be making the announcement to join the program soon. It will be a formal statement by their publicity group and it willl focus on their goal to turn around the republican party and focus on women--there will be no mention made of ratings or rush's new-found popularity, what so ever. A bid will be put in for them to appear on The View or Oprah--they'll make it heart-felt.
Bill will tank up on tranquillizers before Oprah or Barbara grill him.....just to prevent spiraling into a Laura Ingraham type incident.
And the world was a better place.
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Apr 7, 2013
Italian Gardens Hyde Park London United Kingdom--Four Fountains
Visiting London, walking in Hyde Park--I could spend all day taking pictures. Something about the Italian Gardens, the four fountains all together, the park in the background and the birds walking on the little ramps--it has a certain design balance--to me it is very captivating--it is easy to sit there all day.
click on this link below to see my Flickr slideshow of the Italian Gardens, Hyde Park, London, England:
http://www.flickr.com//photos/i-love-chloe-too/sets/72157626556019406/show/
After the show do you want to walk through the flowers and go over to the pub across the street and have our tea.........
click on this link below to see my Flickr slideshow of the Italian Gardens, Hyde Park, London, England:
http://www.flickr.com//photos/i-love-chloe-too/sets/72157626556019406/show/
After the show do you want to walk through the flowers and go over to the pub across the street and have our tea.........
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Apr 6, 2013
Ronnie Wood Talks About Stones Tour With Mick Taylor and Returning to his Radio Show on Absolute Classic Rock Today 4-6-2013
He confirmed that the Stones tour, including Hyde Park, this July, will include Mick Taylor and he will be playing even more songs than he did in December. He would love to resume his rdio show again as soon as he has time and he has extablished a twitter account, from the suggestion of his wife, to let everyone know about his art work, upcomming events showcasing his talents in painting, touring with the Stones and his activities with other groups, as well.
here is a link to the website:
http://absoluteclassicrock.co.uk/
here is a link to The Victoria and Albert Museum
http://www.vam.ac.uk/
the museum is really worth seeing--the cafe is excellent and it is very easily accessible on the tube--and best of all it is free.....
here is a picture of Ronnie...we always listen to Ronnie every Sat...Ronnie listening to Ronnie.....he is wearing his sunglasses to look more like a rock star....really, he's just as cute as a button, just like Mick in his younger days.......
here is David Bowie at the V and A:
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chloelouise
chloelouise
Apr 3, 2013
Is "Going O'Reilly" the New "Going Postal?"
I guess we should ask Laura Ingraham.
Honestly, Is Bill O'Reilly Insane or a Comedian? He's a joke, a parody, the real Ted Baxter of the airwaves--does he really expect anyone to take himself seriously?
Right, he's the kind of guy you really don't want in your house--you really don't want to be alone with him and get in an argument. The fear is his explosion when he loses the argument.
His personality is way to explosive if he can't make his point--if you're a lady and heaven for bid, your argument base and facts beats his idea--he's lost--he's out.
He loses it. When he explodes like that on television what do you think he does in his own house--when he is alone with someone, a dangerous sit. Particularly if he considers you to be a lesser person than him, a woman, but, nevertheless, you don't back down in the argument, you keep your calm and successfully make the point. Your fact is more profound, stronger.
Mad man Bill O'Reilly--he needs to get a grip and some self control.
Get a grip, Bill......
Honestly, Is Bill O'Reilly Insane or a Comedian? He's a joke, a parody, the real Ted Baxter of the airwaves--does he really expect anyone to take himself seriously?
Right, he's the kind of guy you really don't want in your house--you really don't want to be alone with him and get in an argument. The fear is his explosion when he loses the argument.
His personality is way to explosive if he can't make his point--if you're a lady and heaven for bid, your argument base and facts beats his idea--he's lost--he's out.
He loses it. When he explodes like that on television what do you think he does in his own house--when he is alone with someone, a dangerous sit. Particularly if he considers you to be a lesser person than him, a woman, but, nevertheless, you don't back down in the argument, you keep your calm and successfully make the point. Your fact is more profound, stronger.
Mad man Bill O'Reilly--he needs to get a grip and some self control.
Get a grip, Bill......
O'Reilly Explodes At Laura Ingraham For Disagreeing With His 'Thump The Bible' Comments
The Huffington Post | By Anjali Sareen Posted: 04/02/2013 9:32 pm EDT | Updated: 04/02/2013 10:22 pm EDT
FOLLOW:
Bill O'Reilly exploded at conservative radio host Laura Ingraham Tuesday over her criticism of his argument that gay marriage advocates have a "more compelling" case than gay marriage opponents. O'Reilly claimed last week that opponents simply "thump the Bible" and the biblical argument wasn't strong enough against reasonable logic that gay Americans just want to be treated like everyone else.
The argument began when Ingraham told the Fox News host that she felt there was a feud between O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh over the issue. She added that she didn't believe O'Reilly needed to make his comment about "Bible thump."
"There's no feud between me and Limbaugh," he responded. "I don't talk to Limbaugh."
He noted to Ingraham that he would allow her to make her case if she kept it "accurate."
Ingraham again underscored her point that O'Reilly did not need to use the phrase "thump the Bible." She explained that she felt that the left "loves to see conservatives fighting" and that O'Reilly had been "disrespectful" to "people who really try to live their lives according to the Bible." An exasperated O'Reilly noted that his argument was from a policy perspective and he didn't believe citing the Bible was permissible in a policy argument.
O'Reilly gave Ingraham time to explain herself but after hearing her out told her, "I'm disappointed in you."
copied from KPLR St. Louis.............
copied from KPLR St. Louis.............
Bill O’Reilly Blows Up At Laura Ingraham Over Commentary Transcript (VIDEO)
Posted on: 3:25 pm, April 3, 2013, by Steve Baron, updated on: 04:25pm, April 3, 2013
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(KTVI) – In this clip from FOX News commentator Bill O’Reilly responds to criticism from his opponents. He said last week that gay marriage opponents need to do more than just “thump the bible” to win an argument. O’Reilly broadcasted a commentary saying that the media is trying to start a fight between himself and Rush Limbaugh.
A heated debate with FOX News commentator Laura Ingraham over the issue has gone viral. In the exchange O’Reilly said this about Limbaugh, “I don’t care what he says, he can say whatever he wants.” He also said that he is disappointed in Ingram.
An exert from Bill O’Reilly’s April 3rd Talking Points Memo titled, “Bill O’Reilly: The left-wing media, Rush Limbaugh and me” :
“The two people the liberal media fear most are radio guy Rush Limbaugh and me, your humble correspondent. That’s because we both have powerful daily forums where we can explain what we believe is harmful to the country.
Recently on the net a number of left-wing media folks have tried to drum up a phony feud, citing divisions within the so-called conservative community. Like they point to me and Limbaugh as the primary example. The reportage is simply dishonest. The loons are taking my commentary out of context as they always do.
I mean both Mr. Limbaugh and I literally say millions of words on the year each year. It’s simple to distort them. Especially for readers who have no blanking clue, who never watch or listen to us.
The liberal media overarch on me is that I change my beliefs based upon public whim. A foolish lie easily disproved. In fact, in fact, in a positive quirk of fate, I have a new book called “Keep it Pithy” coming out in a couple of weeks. That book contains my major commentaries over a 17- year period. And, believe me, believe me, I’m going to use that book to hammer these liars all day long.”
See the full transcript here: BillOReilly.com
from cl..........
remember when Bill and Sean and Glen all got so mad a t Rush...I guess Bill's forgetting that right now.......
remember when Bill and Sean and Glen all got so mad a t Rush...I guess Bill's forgetting that right now.......
Highlights of the story:
Rush Limbaugh's secret phone call to Bill Clinton.
rush limbaugh gets his ya ya's out then washes Whoopi Goldberg's feet in hopes of redemption.
Rush Limbaugh's secret phone call to Bill Clinton.
rush limbaugh gets his ya ya's out then washes Whoopi Goldberg's feet in hopes of redemption.
Yes, rush, you were very naughty and now it is time for your discipline!
My liberal limbawdian fantasy by Chloe Louise Langendorf Louis.......
rush, you portrayed your activities of "watching" as normal while you debased the activities of young women as vulgar and street worthy.
In my dream your punishment will be allocated by Whoopi Goldberg--she said in her television special she's willing to talk about it--she is willing to have a conversation about race and I am including women--she doesn't mind if there is a disagreement. She is willing to answer questions.
The limbaughing of limbaugh...............
The limbaughing of limbaugh...............
Now--we'll begin by sitting down and having a talk.
In retribution you will get down on your knees and wash Whoopi Goldberg's feet and listen politely as she takes her valuable time to explain to you where you have gone wrong with women, racial slurs, the tea party, with President Obama--and with your life in general. You'll act interested.
You will be a guest on THE VIEW and tell the women of America what you learned and how lucky you were to have the opportunity to have a chat with Whoopi. It turned into a really enlightening experience. Barbara Walters will interview you with heartfelt questions and you will cry to show you're sorry and your sincerity.
You'll do "Oprah's Next Chapter" and discuss your new hobby of flower arranging and your new life, in general. A serious discussion will continue on how getting in touch with your feminine side has had positive effects on all of your relationships.
You will say that health care is a right of every human being in each appearance--not something to be bought and sold and bantered about as an election talking point.
CNN will pick you up for a new show about multi-cultural women in the United States and around the world.
You will feature Cooking With Alia to showcase strong young women around the world. You like it as a business model and you have always wondered about the proper use of Moroccan spices.
You have Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly on your new show try to chat with them about the possibility of changing their ways--have they ever just thought about being a Democrat?
You will be heralded for developing a 12 step program for R.O.W.G.'s to promote the betterment of all people and relationships in the United States and around the world.
Your crowning glory will be to write a column for drudge to promote equal rights for women.
You disclose to Oprah in a soft voice that the giant hole in your heart has closed and you are finally able to give up food and pills as a crutch. You also reveal you are actually enjoying your new humility--you never thought you would be able to say that. Driven by fear and insecurity about your own masculinity you were hiding behind the arrogance and the pretense was becoming a burden. You will also confide to Oprah on national television that you have secretly always been jealous of Bill Clinton and you went home with a stomach-ache after that time you made fun of Hillary's hair.
Sean Hannity finally challenges you to a face-off in disgust. You reveal to Sean, you had been looking to Bill Clinton for diet and health advice for a long time. As you and Bill eventually became friends, it was hard at first, you realized that he was a great world leader and you asked him if you could make a large financial contribution to is humanitarian causes. Bill agrees to keep your new life private but urges you to publicly add your name to his cause--you finally give in and your name is glorified with other world leaders. Sean remains angry and mystified and continues to suffer from the disease of chronic and incurable self-righteousness.
Rush finally concedes to Leslie Stahl in CBS Sunday Morning exclusive, "I looked in the mirror one day and said, I'm large! and not just in radioland; frankly, Leslie, I was feeling jowly." "I heard Bill C. say he only eats things that are grown--no faces--my face was giant, and I did not want someone to eat me!"
Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi will ride together as Grand Marshall's in the Rose Parade in a final celebratory jubilee. You were honored because of the success of your anti-bullying campaign in America.
And Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg all lived happily ever after and Rush ended up being a frequent guest on The View.
......3 months later--bill, glen and drudge couldn't help but notice Rush's new found popularity with women (and higher ratings) and finally joined the 12 step program as followers and the world became a better place*
You will feature Cooking With Alia to showcase strong young women around the world. You like it as a business model and you have always wondered about the proper use of Moroccan spices.
You have Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly on your new show try to chat with them about the possibility of changing their ways--have they ever just thought about being a Democrat?
You will be heralded for developing a 12 step program for R.O.W.G.'s to promote the betterment of all people and relationships in the United States and around the world.
Your crowning glory will be to write a column for drudge to promote equal rights for women.
You disclose to Oprah in a soft voice that the giant hole in your heart has closed and you are finally able to give up food and pills as a crutch. You also reveal you are actually enjoying your new humility--you never thought you would be able to say that. Driven by fear and insecurity about your own masculinity you were hiding behind the arrogance and the pretense was becoming a burden. You will also confide to Oprah on national television that you have secretly always been jealous of Bill Clinton and you went home with a stomach-ache after that time you made fun of Hillary's hair.
Sean Hannity finally challenges you to a face-off in disgust. You reveal to Sean, you had been looking to Bill Clinton for diet and health advice for a long time. As you and Bill eventually became friends, it was hard at first, you realized that he was a great world leader and you asked him if you could make a large financial contribution to is humanitarian causes. Bill agrees to keep your new life private but urges you to publicly add your name to his cause--you finally give in and your name is glorified with other world leaders. Sean remains angry and mystified and continues to suffer from the disease of chronic and incurable self-righteousness.
Rush finally concedes to Leslie Stahl in CBS Sunday Morning exclusive, "I looked in the mirror one day and said, I'm large! and not just in radioland; frankly, Leslie, I was feeling jowly." "I heard Bill C. say he only eats things that are grown--no faces--my face was giant, and I did not want someone to eat me!"
Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi will ride together as Grand Marshall's in the Rose Parade in a final celebratory jubilee. You were honored because of the success of your anti-bullying campaign in America.
And Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg all lived happily ever after and Rush ended up being a frequent guest on The View.
......3 months later--bill, glen and drudge couldn't help but notice Rush's new found popularity with women (and higher ratings) and finally joined the 12 step program as followers and the world became a better place*
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Just a quick note to let you know I will be teaching Fine Shirt Making on the west coast this summer. It will be a 3-day workshop and will include hands-on draping, pattern drafting and construction details/techniques.
The Center for Pattern Design is sponsoring this class to be held the first weekend in San Francisco. You can read more about it here..........
http://www.centerforpatterndesign.com/collections/classes-events/products/shirts-patterns-to-production
Although we won't actually make a complete shirt, this workshop will introduce you to the important techniques of making a beautiful bespoke fine shirt. And the draping, drafting and construction skills are applicable to many aspects of designing and making garments.
It would be fun to meet you and have you in our class!
Cheers!
Steve "Bobbin Doctor" Pauling