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Riding Bikes in Palestine with George Snow

COME CYCLE WITH ME IN PALESTINE

Aug 5, 2015

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I organise the Bike Palestine cycle tour twice a year. Our next trip starts on Saturday 12th September in Jerusalem. We finish on Saturday 19th. It's always great fun. Bikes, helmets and high visibility jackets are provided as are all meals and accommodation. Some nights we spend in luxury hotels (in the delightful city of Jericho) and others in simple church guesthouses (such as in Bethlehem). The food is incredible and we have a support vehicle on hand at all times. In the evening you can chill out in the local souk- or attend one of our guided tours of the city we overnight in. You'll bathe in the Dead Sea, visit the River Jordan, see the holy places in Jerusalem, visit the spectacular Mar Saba monastery- and so much more. Check out www.bikepalestine.com

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Homeland Security Alert: Bebe Samba, better known by her housemates as Kitty, a.k.a. The Executioner

John Crocitti

Breaking news:

Our home suffered a terrorist attack tonight.

The plotters should have known better than to challenge our ever vigilant Homeland Security. Bebe Samba, better known by her housemates as simply Kitty, but feared by our enemies as The Executioner, has responded to threats against the Homeland since her recruitment in 2003.

In particular, she monitors followers of the Tiny Rodent Indoor State (TRIS), which has emerged in the last few years as the most violent and dangerous terrorist group whose mission is to infest our Homeland.

Spying on the lone terrorist, Kitty sprang into action when the opportunity presented itself.

Although Kitty prefers to capture terrorists and then employ her Enhanced Interrogation methods, tonight's attacker was on a suicide mission and died during the battle with Kitty.

Respecting the tiny rodent culture, authorities immediately wrapped the terrorist's body in paper and encased it in an outdoor tomb.

Presidential candidate Tutu, who currently is Secretary of Homeland Security and who works closely with Kitty, will issue a statement about the attack on Saturday.